SPEAKER_09 0:05

Alright, good afternoon before the early evening to one and all. This is Andy Positive and Waylita. And we are bringing to you live from the River West Radio on the perfectly dusty street of center, where there's musical diaries with Andy and Waylita. Now with a hot new phone line, call or text your show at 414812-1730. That's 414812-1730 1730. A great year for the Pellatata punctata. Or the grapevine beetle. They lay eggs in three in uh tree stumps. Uh or also kind of in the soil near the host plant uh where the where they hatch into larvae, uh, which may grow up uh up to two inches long, mother lovers. Uh the larvae, they dig their way into the soil where they feed on rotted wood. Wow, wow, wow, mmm, yummers! Okay, as it goes, we start every show with a diary entry from Mother. Then at some point we play a song from a musical archives, and finally we end each show with mother breathing closely, then entering my room to impart wisdom that offers a good, deep sleep. And that's the way we start every show, and that's the way we enter every show, because that's the way we like to do it. So we begin with our words. Oh, mother, a diary entry. Went to the county fair with Andy and Larry. Boy, oh boy. Don't ever eat the peanut brittle. Hard as concrete. I lost my left incisor tooth. Which was false anyhow. And really old. It just snapped on that peanut brittle. It didn't hurt. It didn't feel anything really. It just sort of a dead sound in the back of my mouth. Anyway, when I came out of the porta potty, a real dusty fellow with a ten-gallon cowboy hat, he was waiting and he wanted some money. I opened my mouth and pointed to my gap and said, I don't have any teeth.

unknown 2:50

Down from the coming line.

SPEAKER_11 2:54

Just get the right on Saturday night. Look at the mind. Just what was on the mind? And then I took my words long, looking out for masters box on her. We all really want to shape my soul. We were down in the sticks down highway six out.

unknown 4:12

So I thought I had a flu like a stick around the line. But the ball started running wild. But it was too late. And the ball started getting hot.

SPEAKER_11 5:30

I knew that the claim on the master of sparks was gone.

SPEAKER_09 5:40

Oh mother, I remember the county fair. Wait, wait, we had a good what a good time we had. Except for Larry, who was always stuffing his face with cotton candy. And he was getting sick so we couldn't go on that whirly gig with the octopus arms. What a knucklehead. I can't stand that guy. But uh Larry, if you're listening, go pound sand, you degenerate loader. Okay, enough of the negativity. We just heard a great song for the from the inhabitable Zap! Uh Master of Sparks from their great LP trace ombre! When mother played that song in the house, I knew she was gonna put on that real dark red lipstick and go down to Spankies for a quick one! And she deserved it too! But before we get too far into the show, I need to address that. I need to address that, which requires addressing. In other words, a Jeremy Proc and his unforgivable actions the other week. Yes. Yeah, Jeremy Proc and his unforgivable actions. You you probably heard, you probably heard that Jeremy, the co-founder and current organizer organizer of the famous River West 24, the guy with the huge forehead and dumb sunglasses. Yeah, that guy. Yeah, he crossed the line, mother lovers, and I gave him a chance to come back across Sand Cross Line. And he didn't. He's partly responsible for the sewage that was released into the lake into Lake Michigan during those storms we had. What even worse he told me to take a day off during work? I was working at IG for the Baptist Ministry. And he said, Come on down and read a few poems for the Riverwest 24th sign-up. On what day, Jeremy? Friday, May 1st at 10 a.m. That's what he said. Okay, sounds good. See you there, Jeremy. So I get all gussied up. Get my poems ready. Fill up the gas tank to the tune of 90 smackers. Dodge through Milwaukee traffic, which is like being untethered in a tornado. Parallel park on locusts. Lumber over to the Black Husky. Oh I know wait. Oh yeah, oh boy, it looks pretty dead. Maybe it's a maybe it's a low-key event. Makes sense since it's a Friday morning, I guess. Knock, knock, knock. And no one's home? What could ever be happening, Jeremy? Okay. Oh, you sent me the wrong date? Oh, sorry, Mr. Positive. Sorry, Mr. You came in to have a cavity filled and we accidentally removed your liver. Sorry about that. Oh, no problem. I just used my other liver. Oh wait! I only have one liver! Oh Jeremy Prock! Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh yeah. Oh yeah. I don't know the difference between May 1st and May 3rd. Yeah, okay, listen. Well, Elita, where are you going? Yeah, play something to settle me the heck down. I I I'm about to have a stinging heart attack. You better get up and yeah, get me a cough lodge or two. Yeah. I don't care. Whatever you got, just put the needle down on that platter.

SPEAKER_03 8:54

Walking along the street. I think of how she little soul comes to life. As I walk with you, as I talk with you, it's a heaven supply. As I dance with you, as I glance at you, you are no more divine. Your relations soul fashion. Your wondrous face.

SPEAKER_09 10:07

Yes, yeah, yeah. I love this. This is one of my favorite Tiny Tim albums, but if you don't mind while Lita, I want to put on just maybe a different track there. And yeah, it's okay. Yeah, I just this this song is a little better, and I I know they're mislabeled on the album. Let's see if this works.

SPEAKER_03 10:39

And my wife is really something else to say. She comes a bit too far with personal gratuity, but still I never know her loyalty respect and humble modesty. That's a very perfect model set aside. Why when I bankrupt the little business ruthlessly, I do it like a perfect gentleman.

SPEAKER_09 11:30

Yeah, boy, that's an interesting song too. But I'll tell you what, I got this record for $1.99, and I think I know why. Oh, the songs are mislabeled on the album because uh the song we want to play is a different tune, but it doesn't line up with the track on the album. But now we've got it all figured out, am I gonna go right now?

SPEAKER_03 11:48

Oh, we ain't got dough and oh ho ho. There ain't no paint on the bungalow. Oh, what of it? We love it. We wear old clothes, we wear old shoes. We don't need nothing but Irish to bottom. We love it. Don't be turning lost the stuff and tea. As long as there's a stuff to move, disar at 9 p.m., we lost the door. We got each other at nothing for what of it. We love it. If I lost the bottom back in bed, I shine all rain. We don't complain. Yeah, we ain't got Oh, we bought the car and always squeezed a dollar down every step and we spot a bit. We love it. Neighbors get the best everyone. We love the bed. Our next door neighbors are the biggest hardest balls. And they don't holler when they stop milk and balls. Milk and balls like that. We love it. We love it, nothing. Oh, I like it. I can see it now.

unknown 14:17

I like it. I'm a moving, I'm a movement. Oh, I can't everything.

SPEAKER_13 14:26

I remember everything. We can all love everything. We love everything. We all love it. We all love it. We all love it!

SPEAKER_09 14:37

Yes, we love it here too, tiny tip. That was pretty good. I gotta tell you, this is a live radio, and I like I said, I got the record for $1.99, and the songs don't line up with the actual uh the vinyl. And that's why we we went through two songs that weren't the right song, but we found the the right one on the internet, and that was a backup because typically we play all vinyl all the time, unless there's a snafu. And we just had one in there. That's what you get when you're doing live radio, it's live human beings working with live machines in real time. And that was pretty good work there. Way Alita, thanks a lot, Tiny Tim, with We Love It from Tiny Tim's second album. That's the one with the cover, the cover, there's a photo of him with his mind. And the cover. Great cover! I never seen a cover like that one. Before or since. And uh, did you catch that little kazoo part? Great stuff, mother lovers. I mean, he was a genuine weirdo, and I really applaud his vision, which combined vaudeville, tin can alley, show tunes, folk, and a little rock on that one, too. And I said, listen, Jeremy, you got one chance to make this right. You gotta promote Mother's Musical Diaries ten times and listen to three shows all within 72 hours, and all is forgiven, okay? And what did he do? He doubled down. Not only did Jeremy Prack not promote or listen to the show, he sent me a note, and that note said, and I read this verbinium from Jeremy Prack, quote, I released the sewage into Lake Michigan and the Milwaukee River. So what? What are you going to do about it, you tree hugger? And I wouldn't waste one minute listening to your show because I hate all music. Okay, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow, can you believe that, mother lovers? Can you believe he said that the so-called the so-called organizer of the River S24, the so-called beacon of the community? I guess you can't read a book on its cover. And uh, looks like we have a call, which is a pretty good thing because I need a distraction. Yeah, okay, we're just gonna go ahead and put that through. I hope that you gotta call her, you gotta lift my spirits because I'm I'm starting to spiral, I'm telling you what.

SPEAKER_06 16:55

I hear you saying about this, Jeremy Brock!

SPEAKER_09 16:58

Mary's red Uh oh, Jeremy, uh I tread lightly if I were you and I'm not you because I didn't poison our precious our precious precious precious fresh water. I didn't do that, Jeremy, you did.

SPEAKER_06 17:16

I got a disguise and ride river was a bottom nose indeed. I gotta do it. I'm gonna do it, I swear to God, I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_09 17:48

Come on, settle down. Holy cow, you're getting me worked up, big fella. I'm worried about your heart. You gotta do whatever you need to do, big guy, but you gotta you really you've got to watch that ticker. Yeah, you gotta watch the ticker. And uh, Jay, you gotta check our podcast on any of the podcastings. Uh all of 'em, and uh so you gotta search for Mother's Musical Diaries. Yeah, locate our show, and you're gonna find a complete listing, song listings of all the music from every great show me and while every did, every did, and all the great music that we ever played. And listen! Uh, Jeremy Proc, uh, sorry, uh look, you you you brought this on yourself. I I can't control mad dog. Mad Dog is just he's gonna mad dog, I'm just saying. And um and uh you had your chance here and uh to to make amends, and instead you dropped a big turd into our drinking water, and you made a mess in your own bed, Jeremy. And listen, uh you uh you know, I I didn't want to s I didn't want to say that whole thing about how you how you uh uh how you polluted the how you li released all that sewage into the the the Lake Michigan and the Milwaukee River, but I had to, I had to tell people that. And because I believe in the truth, and uh so you you made a mess in your own bed, and now uh now you're gonna you're gonna have to sleep in it. And uh if you ask me, you're gonna have to sleep in it naked. Okay, and I just hope that when Mad Dog stamps your nose and teeth that you're wearing a helmet. Uh that's what I would do if I were you. But you know what? You don't need a helmet for, mother lovers. Yes, that's right. Rollos Lobos. Uh, you know, let's just take a couple seconds here and get a breath because Jeremy Proc really got my heart rate up, and so did Mad Dog Vishon, and also the Takeshi Taruki song was. I don't know if you can hear it, but I'm out of breath. And uh, so I appreciate this music. Okay, Rolos Lobos. This is the game where you artfully combined in the respective entirety a candy and a band name. And like Rolos Lobos, Rolos Lobos, Rolo is the candy, and of course, Los Lobos is the band. Rolos Lobos, or this killer. Try this one out for size. Cadbury white cream egg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the idea. So get your Rolos Robos, Rollos Lobos ready and you go ahead and flip open that phone and give us a call at 414-812-1730. That's 414-812-1730. A great year for the Paladinata Punctata or the Great Vine Beetle. Okay, call 414-812-1730 and play Rolos Lobos on Mother's Musical Diaries with Andy and Wailita. 104.1 FFWXRW River West Radio. And I'm just gonna wait for a bit here for a call. And uh also, past winners. I've got I've got three of you to whom I owe an original hand drawing.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

I don't think that sounds right, Andy. Uh I have I I have three of you to whom uh an original hand drawing. Uh not the very good idea.

SPEAKER_09 24:35

Uh what, Pierre? I have th what what? I have three of you to whom I owe an original hand drawing. That uh that doesn't that doesn't sound right? Uh okay, well let's let's put it through the artificial consciousness contraption and uh let's see here. Go ahead, uh Waylita. Yeah, what's put it through that contraption. Yeah, I'm just gonna press the press down.

SPEAKER_00 25:04

It is grammatically correct, but it sounds very formal, slightly old-fashioned, and potentially depending on the context. Here is a breakdown of why and some better alternative. Rather than just identifying three people out of the logic group, is often followed by what you're money. Rather than just leaving the logic implied, I hope this helps Andy. And I hope Morris Mad Dog Vashion has good aim with his jumping feet.

SPEAKER_09 25:51

That's about the only thing you that you said it made any sense about mad dog for shot. His aim with the stomping feet on top of the teeth and uh a nose of Jeremy Pratt, but uh but I have to say that was pretty inconclusive. It's grammatically correct, but old fashioned. Okay, computer. Well, uh well, I I uh but to be honest, I kinda like I like old-fashioned, uh, right, Peter? Uh see? Yes, okay. Well, we're not getting any calls for Rolos Lobos, uh, but I gotta I tr I gotta Oh wait, we do we do have one. Uh okay, I'm gonna check that out. Well that why why don't we take a break and listen to some excellent music? And I'm gonna read that text message, and then also you people can keep thinking about your your Rose Lol Rollos Lobos, because it's like taking the nation by storm.

SPEAKER_05 27:39

En cuatro balcones, que tenga flores de todos los colores y que te levantes por la mañana y que no tengas que hacer nada, que todo, todo lo vas a tener Dinero, rubies, diamantes también, la prenda más finanza, la perla me paras comida, no pina mi ropa de basta será tu certeza que reine mi vida Y no sabás separarte de mi vida Yo te lo aseguro, yo voy a darte un lindo futuro Para que me esperas te voy a dejar Esta cuestión que te va a enamorar Lo que yo te digo no es nada, básicamente no sé de mi mano ponerte así, lo que quiero ponerte sí En cuatro, en cuatro, en cuatro En cuatro caminos que te lleven a un mismo destino Que seas mamán, que seas mi esposa, te aseguro Serás una rosa en mi vida Y no voy a dejar Que ni siquiera te puedan mirar Yo siempre seré el guardián de tu lecho Ya hablaré como nunca lo he hecho, pero ojo, ten mucho cuidado y no quiero verte con otro al lado Si te aseguro en la luna movida sonado Piensa de que toda la vida y te mando Y no me arrepiento Te dije mira como lo siento, no será complicado Yo mucho menos si tengo mi lado en mi pala Son infalibles Tú no lo ves porque son invisibles Buscas amigos Ten mucho cuidado Ya te no te hasta más de mi lado Lo que yo quiero exponerte Lo que yo quiero exponerte Lo que yo quiero exponerte Lo que yo quiero exponerte Ponerte En cuatro balcones Que tengan flores de todos los colores Y que te levantes por la mañana Y que no tengas que hacer nada Porque todo lo vas a tener Y porque todo lo vas a tener Y porque todo lo vas a tener Porque todo lo vas a tener Y lo vas a tener Y lo vas a tener Mira mami Lo vas a tener Lo vas a tener Porque todo lo vas a tener Oh yes boy that one really got me shaken up in here I'll tell you what Mother lovers There was Los Amigos Invisibales And I think that's how you Yeah, yeah, the Invisible With a ramping and stamping song and it was stomping like Maurice Mad Dog's bare feet on someone's nose and teeth.

SPEAKER_09 31:29

Uh no kidding And uh I have no idea what Los Amigos Invisibales what they were saying. Uh maybe they were saying uh Jeremy Prax still has time to make good on my peace offering. Uh I'm not sure. Jeremy, uh I think they were saying you have Quattro or four. You have four more days to promote this show. Ten times and at least once on whatever dumb social you use. And then you gotta listen to three different episodes. And I'm gonna I'm gonna quiz I'm gonna quiz you to make sure. And uh you have quattro days, Jeremy. And then I'll call you during the next show to see whether or not you need to wear a helmet. Uh when you're when you're going into public there, Jeremy. And okay, yes. Back to Rolos Lobos, and hold on, it looks like we have a text here, not a phone call. Why, Lita, I'm gonna take this text first here. And uh. Oh yeah, hey, uh got a caller in that's uh sent in their address so I can get them that original hand drawing. Thank you very much. Uh, I'm gonna get to that. Okay, it looks like maybe now we have a call. Let's go ahead and go ahead and take that. Yes, okay, mother lover. Well, yes, I'm gonna pass down. I just passed that in. Okay, what do you got? You're playing Rolos Lobos, the game where you artfully, artfully combine their in the respective of entirety a candy and a band name. You win if you do if you do that and you get an original hand drawing by me and be positive. What do you think of that collar?

SPEAKER_08 33:04

Oh, let me come on me come on. I mean what are we talking about here? I'm a huge boy, I'm a freak, let me come.

SPEAKER_09 33:18

Oh, Jeremy Panic, I I know you anywhere, I know by that dumb, shaky voice. Very big of you to call now that your nose and teeth are involved. Okay, go ahead, corpse. You if you if you win a roll of globos, I'll call off Mad Dog and I'll remove uh yeah, yeah, I'll remove the curse. Oh come on, what do we what do you mean? What are you what are you talking about? No, I didn't tell you. I met with Madame Cursory last week because she arranged a spell that'll make your little dingling swell like a watermelon explode in your gunerware. Yeah, good luck explaining that to your huge family. So go ahead and take a crack at Roller's Lobos. It's not like there's anything writing on it.

SPEAKER_08 34:18

I mean, make up no Jimmy.

SPEAKER_09 34:26

Roll those lobos are a mad dog all over your face.

SPEAKER_08 34:31

Let me let me make a um a camb. Um okay, how about the uh Jell-O Biaphora Rancher? Jell O Biaphora Jell O Biaphora Rancher.

SPEAKER_09 34:50

Yeah, good try there, buddy. Hang up. Hang up. Jell-O Biaphora rancher. Come on, are you even kidding me? Your nose, teeth, and dingling are on the line, and your best is Jell-O Biaphora Rancher. No, Jeremy, it doesn't work. No, the candy is it's called Jolly Rancher. It doesn't sound anything like Jell-O. Jolly and Jell-O are not even close. Oh boy, uh thanks, and thanks for trying, Jeremy. And that's the that's it for this week's Rollos Lobos. Oh boy, oh boy, too bad, Jeremy. You still have uh quattro days to make it right. That's right, you have quattro days, and this is all. You know what? You've quite quattro days to make it right, Jeremy. If you think I'm kidding, you don't know anything about life. And if you want to know something about life, you gotta listen to F. Dickens, then why not I? Each show, I'll read a short passage from my unpublished memoir titled The Diarie of Foundos and Me, which will be illustrated by Wyolita. And each show will get a little deeper into the story. Last week, Andy declared his belief that Reggie Jackson is the greatest baseball player ever. The diarrhea foundos and me. August 3rd. Some days I like to lie in the grass and look up through the trees. Clear your spot first, claw through the grass, and remove the acorns. Once this is complete, it's a nice time, especially in the shade. Sometimes I position an acorn under my arm to create an impression. It's amazing how accurate it is. Yesterday, Lewin backed his car over Uncle Charlie's grass. This was a big deal because Uncle just installed wooden stakes, the length of the driveway, to prevent this repeat offense. He stared from the kitchen window silently. Listen, I have no idea how to pr how to pronounce that uh or what it means, and uh once again, uh research and development is just killing it over here at 104.1 FMW, XRW, River West Radio, which reminds me to remind you of a boat tour. And uh I wonder Yeah, I'm just yeah Yeah, wormie, could you grab that piece of uh yeah, that's that l yeah, worm, it's that laminated sheet over there, yeah. Oh you're yeah, we're gonna we're gonna upgrade we're gonna increase your your pay. Uh oh, we don't pay you. Okay, well, uh let's see. We've got a little, yeah, just a little update about a boat tour here. Yeah. Ah, yes, that sets the mood. Thank you, Waylita. Yes, tickets are on sale now for the River West Radio's third annual Sunset Gala Cruise on Friday, May 29th. Uh, join us for an evening of food, ramble, prizes, karaoke, and celebration on the water, and help support the future of truly local independent radio in Milwaukee. Uh, Milwaukee River West uh radio depends on community support. And this is one of our biggest fundraisers of the year. Don't miss the boat! Get your tickets now at RiverwestRadio.com, and you too could take part in goofy sea shanties, I suppose. Yeah, okay. Well that was okay, now we gotta get back to the show. I'm just I'm just fulfilling an obligation with that one. Okay, we got a text here. We got two texts. And one says, uh uh, yeah, it's a it's a Walita has vented this and gave this a winner for Rolo's Lobos, and it's minus what is it? Minus who tater tattoos minus the gummy bear. I don't know what any of that is, but Wyalita invented the game. If she thinks it's a winner, it's a winner. So congratulations, and we gotta get your address so we can get your drawing. And then we got this other uh the other Yeah, let's get that other texture. What is from hashtag uh Melissa Milano Nose. Okay, and it reads uh let's see, it reads, I haven't this is from Melissa Milano Nose. I haven't heard a recipe in a while. I licked, I think they mean liked. I licked the one with frog eyes. Can you please, please, please read a recipe and a text. Okay, on cue, because I I I'm to satisfy my adoring public. Unlike Jeremy Prack, who looks only to pollute and misform his. Anyway, yes, hashtag Melissa Milano knows, and that's uh d knows as a knowledge, not the appendage on Jeremy's face, that my mad dog will stop if Jeremy Prack doesn't hold up his end of the deal. But uh just for just for clarity here, mother lovers, okay. Let's let's do it. Uh wait, one second. Yeah, I think uh yeah, Waylita, I've got kind of yeah, you understand. Okay, let's get it going there. Yes. Okay, it's summer. And what summer without a little pool treat for the kittens.

SPEAKER_10 45:13

That ice cold must now fight for that white goat. This one for them fruit goats, them good goats, right?

SPEAKER_09 45:21

Yeah. Yes, this one's for you and all the cat lovers out there. Okay, this is called feline frozen cup. Okay, first the ingredients. You got one tin anchovies. This is feline frozen cup. One tin anchovies, one tin, and then you got one tin tuna, and then one tin chunk chicken, and four to five sprigs cat nick. Okay, catnip. Okay, you gotta prepare and plan for this one. First, the night before you treat your beloved kitty friends, you open up the anchovies and you just mash them into an even pulp and you put it in the freezer, a regular even pulp with a wooden spoon. Put that in the freezer, okay? And then you do the same with the tuna, but don't put the tuna into the freezer. You gotta put the tuna in the refrigerator and set it to 50 degrees. Okay, now it's the next day, and Jeremy Prack is probably walking around River West with a helmet on. And now you remove the anchovies and tuna from your combo fridge freezer. You gotta scoop out the anchovies and place it at the bottom of a small glass cup with a stem. And then you layer the tuna on top evenly. Okay, and now you take out the chunk chicken. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 46:29

Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_09 46:30

Okay, now you make sure that it's room temperature in the chunk chicken. And you mix lightly with one small dollop of plain Greek yogurt. Then you gently spread on top of the layered anchovies and tuna. Be sure not to disturb the chunk chicken too much, and finally garnish with a sprig or three of catnip from your garden. And voila! V-line frozen cup, they love it, and I love them. Godzilla Lemon Head, Golden Boy 1 and Golden Boy Two, I love you.

SPEAKER_12 46:59

Out of space. Red and yellow flowers glow in that beautiful place. Yeah, a flower for you and all my friends. Then I'm gonna take you home. It's the living end. Yeah, in my dreams, and the five I can hear the birds with wings, ten thousand miles to the stars. Then we'll have a piece of cake on the planet Mars. Yeah, all rising up corn and candy. Then we'll take a trip down to the open sea. And it's so dark out so dark. Just for me, lights. Red and yellow flowers go in that beautiful place. Let me take you to my home. It's a living end. So I can hear the birds. They're getting real close. So nice.

unknown 49:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 49:28

That was Gary Wilson with a song called Midnight Dreams from the Marshmallow Man album. And I even saw Zev, the Mercurial Station Manager. I even saw him cutting loose back there by the computer bank. Ha ha ha. Oh boy, what a what a force and fount of music. Gary Wilson. And uh he he is he's from the beleaguered state of New York. Boy, oh boy. Uh okay, listen. I uh Yeah, I th I I I I think a lot about what's going on a lot around in the uh in the world today. And I, you know, sometimes it gets me really upset. And I just think there's just so much killing and suffering. And when I when I listen to when I listen to uh Gary Wilson, uh he he doesn't he he brings a lot of joy. And I think he's someone that could really appreciate looking at a bird washing itself in the dust and sand and just he just marvel at its beauty. And and uh you know what? We need more people like that because uh you know there's just so many people in charge right now who just want to destroy life. And if if you if you if you can look at a bird uh d giving itself a dust bath, that means that you love life. And I think that people who can't look at a bird having a dust bath and feel good about that, I don't think they should have any power at all. They shouldn't be able to make any any policy. And okay, it looks uh it looks like we got a call there, Wileita. Yeah. Okay, I can see that I can see by the collar idea that this guy's a destroyer of something. It's a destroyer of hot dub hot dub privacy, Sarrogei. Okay, Sarrogei. Okay, what the heck, what's on your mind?

SPEAKER_07 50:59

Sarge, this is this is that's what I said. I don't know what Sarge. I have no idea, you have to get whatever ishing go.

SPEAKER_09 51:27

He's a great poet better than Nina.

SPEAKER_07 51:35

Make me laugh. He wiped his back with your poetry. He wiped his back with your poetry.

SPEAKER_09 51:44

Yevgeny wipes his back with my poetry. Hang up, I leave that. Hang up, hang up. Okay, uh yeah, let's find that dumb dumb Yevgeh, whoever, and play it. Yeah, yeah, you said Sergei, he mailed it last week. The Russian stooge, yeah, have no beef with the Russian people. Yeah, but yeah, but but but but but Putin can suck an egg held tightly in Sergei's mouth. Yeah, go ahead, let's play that and see what we got here, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:29

Nitroge, the box to jeez, that they still have to, Nicholas, I just got it, it's not a bad line, this one is for the last, go for that, this one is for the last time.

SPEAKER_09 53:48

Yeah, okay, I think I've heard enough. Thanks for sending that. I hope you didn't pay too much for that record, Sergei. Yeah, I've heard enough of why the way Yevgeny, whatever. And I think the idea what the uh the idea is that he's he's as good as I am. But I I mean, listen, the music was alright, I guess. I w I really don't know, but uh I mean it was fine, but I don't the poetry I don't I couldn't understand a thing he was saying. It was just a song as far as I could tell, Sergei. So if there's something in particular you want me to listen to, you gotta you gotta tell me what that is, because I don't think I really I don't think I really got the poetry. But uh if you're challenging my poetry, I will step up to the the the the the the the line. You have drawn the line, Sergei, and I have s I will step up to it. So let's you wanna challenge me? Then let's go. Go ahead. Yeah What other life forms hold geometry bees Yes U. Yes, yes. What other life forms hold geometry bees, yes, us, yes, yes, all manner of pine cones and I don't mean that amazing bakery of Interstate 94 where you get the larger than life elephant ears I imagine microorganisms too and a rectangle the diatom just learned that got to be one of the most important little critters on clever earth and I have never seen a significant movie painting painting or photograph about them. Yeah, well let that sink in, Sergei. I I doubt you have genny whoever ever thought about a diet hab. And uh so just put that in your pipe and smoke it. I think all the mother lovers know that was good too. And uh in fact I submitted that to a festival out in Maine is all about rectangles, and uh I doubt Yevgeny, whoever whoever will be accepted into that festival, but I I I have been, and I'm gonna be there with Wiley, and we're gonna camp and we're gonna cook eggs, and we're gonna walk around in the woods, and we're gonna think about rectangles in nature. And uh that's that's what I got to say. And uh is it time for mother? I can't tell what you know. Okay, let's I guess I hear mother. I guess I hear mother. Uh maybe I don't hear mother. Well, she should be go ahead and rewind that. Yeah, yeah, let's let's get that right. I think I hear mother. Andy Yes, mother. Andy Andy Don't be fooled by the naysayers, Andy. Life is a mosquito and a stone. A rope and a phone. Okay, mother, I will never forget that. Thank you very much. And uh, looks like we've got yeah, I think Jerry Hod's coming up here. Thank you a lot, brother. I always really appreciate when you say stuff like that. And uh, I should here we go.

SPEAKER_06 58:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 58:34

Yes, alright, and we're back in the studio for the first time in about three weeks. And we're having a great time on live radio. Everything is just happening in the moment, on the moment, in real time. I'm pressing buttons, moving around labors, and my lead just doing the same. In fact, she's got more buttons than I do. I'm just kind of talking. We are so happy to be here today. Happy Mother's Day, mother lovers. We'll see you next week. And I can't