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Good afternoon before the early evening. To what it all, this is Andy Positive and Wyalita, and we are bringing to you live from River West Radio on the perfectly dusty street of Center. Mother's Musical Diaries with Andy and Wyalita. Now with the hot new phone line. You gotta call or text the show at 414-812-1730. That's 414-812-1730. 1730. That was a great year for the house centipede. Yes, indeed, the house centipede. Listen, Mother Lovers, you gotta you gotta leave these little friends alone. Now I know they're spooky looking, but you gotta get over it already. They don't want anything to do with you. They don't want to eat ya or bite ya, but they do want to eat. Now you gotta wait for it. Silverfish, cockroaches, bedbugs, spiders, termites, and fly larvae. Yeah, that's what they eat, and they're expert hunters. So just let them do their thing and eat all the silverfish, cockroaches, bedbug spiders, termites, and fly larvae in your house. And now you know. And if I ever catch a stamp of one of them house centipedes, I might box your ears. Ha ha! Is someone who never boxed my ears so far as I remember? Is Mother, who always starts the show with a diary entry, because that's how we start the show, and then we end each show with mother breathing closely, then entering my room to impart wisdom that offers a good deep sleep. And that's the way we started, that's the way we end it, because that's the way we like to do it. But first, the words of mother, a diary entry. Went to get Andy and Larry from school today, and when Andy got into the front seat, he looked at my box of Kleenex and bags of sunflower seeds and said, I didn't know Grandpa was picking us up. As if my week wasn't already bad enough with all the rotten sex. And he had to make a grandpa joke at my expense. Granted, it was kind of funny. Grandpa always did have Kleenex and Slumpflower seeds in the car. And a taped measure. Just goes to show that the apple never really does roll too far from the front step. Yeah, mother, I'm not sure that's what the saying about the apples of the family. I'm not sure that that's how it goes. But whatever you listen, you always listen, you always did. You always did tap to a different dancer. And so did Dizzy Gillespie. And it's Wyolita, I'm not sure.

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Yeah, come on.

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Sergio loves Dizzy Gillespie. Yeah, take it out, Sergio. Yeah, come on, that was Dizzy Gillespie from an outstanding 1970 album. The real thing, that's the name of the album, the real thing. And joining me in the studio for that song was uh Sergio the Fly. And just having a good time with Andy and Wylita, where we play all vinyl all the time here in Mother's Musical Diaries with Andy and Wyolita. And boy, I'll tell you what, Dizzy Gillespie, he could really fill up his cheeks and just play the heck out of that trumpet. And we had Phil Upchurch on the bass too. I don't know who was banging on them ivory cords, but a pretty good pianist too. And I bet you didn't know Dizzy played on some uh beat funky albums. Well, he did. He did. He just heard it. Uh great stuff. And if you want a full track listing of our show, you you gotta go check out the website at podcast.andypositive.com. Or search any of the podcast whamos like Stupefy or I Hate It Radio or I'm a Goof and Baffle or what have you. You just gotta search for mush Mother's Musical Diaries with Andy and Wiley. You can see all of the artists and all the songs from every single show. Every single sting in one of our shows. And uh one time I saw an artist and who was who was hanging uh just hanging himself from the ceiling with a with fish hooks. He had fish hooks in his arms and legs while he was while he was reading Huckleberry Finn. And uh looks like got a phone call there. Oh boy. I think holy jamoli, I I think I know I think I know who this is. That's right, and this is cozy cozy. Cozy, cozy, cozy. How the heck are you doing, old friend? Just fine. And you, my friend. Indeed. And I should expect no less given the recent coming exam and so just field and your medicine takes a week of the time that's given the termination about how this gun was going to be based on three. But they drop 59 points on the channel, media, the kid of papers. Um, it's deep points, and they with the three, and three, meet three points. But what's needed to beat the glorious menace of the black games. Closy, cozy, one's glorious, glorious game. One of my most favorite one of my most favorite games in a long, long time. And the sunny comments of the tightness of the NFL hint me. If you'll indulge a request, of course, of course, anything for you, cozy. I would love to take just take off my boxes and light up a cuban while listening to any selection from Sam Spence and his unforgettable and unsurpassable collection of songs he penned and conducted for NFL Films. Come on, no problem, no problem, Cozy. Mother, my mother has the whole, she's got the whole five albums set in vinyl, Cozy. Okay, yeah, let's and away we go. How about some Sam Spence and NFL Films requested by the great Cozy Carlson? That is just some of the most magical sounds I ever heard. Sam Spencer recorded all these great tunes for NFL films in the late 60s and early to mid-70s. And I'm pretty I'm pretty sure he had most of the recordings done in like in like Cologne, Germany, where he had access to a Tab Natch orchestra for a fair price or something like that. And uh research and development. Pretty sure he had most of the record recordings done in like Cologne German Germany or something like that. We we ha we we have to do better than this. Anyway, okay, so uh I'm not gonna let RD get uh research, research and development and ruin the vibes after that selectable song! Sam's made for NFL films. I think that after every Minnesota Viking victory, we gotta play some of that music. And listen, all you Packers fans, I I respect the organization. I I do, I do, and I and I know I'm in Wisconsin. I know I'm in Wisconsin. And I I love this state, and in particular, I absolutely love the great city of Milwaukee and my favorite place on earth, really. But I'm a Vikings fan, and I always will be. That's how it is. No! If the Packers were the Milwaukee Packers and they played in Milwaukee, well, I'd have a hard time, I really would. No cap! As the youth uh say daddy, ooh, oobly ooh, yeah. Okay, now it's time for news from beyond. September 17th, 2026. NBC, NBC News reported. Okay, what do we got here? An Australian athlete apologized Thursday for continuing and winning her race in China over the weekend after experiencing an involuntary bowel movement during competition. Joanna Weird, a 24-year-old, 24-year-old from Melbourne, said she should have pulled off the track during the women's 16 to 24 Hyrux event in Beijing on Saturday. The athlete said she hadn't felt any symptoms before the race that might have warned her about what was to come. Quote, I want to offer my sincere apology to the people of China, my fellow competitors, the spectators, and the high rocks organizers for what happened during the race in Beijing! Wertek said in a statement, quote, I felt completely fit and healthy at the start of the race, with no reason to expect any illness, end quote. Okay, now that. I gotta say, that doesn't quite add up. And uh we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna have to revisit that story. And uh, because that's just that's there's something in the bottles of that story that just doesn't add up. And uh well, Elisa's give me a little bit of side-eye because apparently I thought I had I thought I had first gifts on this story. I thought I was breaking this news, but apparently she's telling me that everyone knows about this story. But uh I'll tell you what, there's something a little I don't know. Well I gotta think about this. Why don't we play a record first? Yeah, no, we can do that. We do everything we want.

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Hey, I'm pretty sure it's free show Look at here. I love a woman that loves to smile, likes to party and dinner. Don't look it up as I love us too. Got a lot of sugar for you. I'm a sugar man flakeshaw sugar bosted man flakes, y'all sugar busted man Take my hand on the face of the flex land on the flight show man Sugar Boston Come on baby, let's do our thing. We can dance and do whatever we can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sugarman Sugar Boss and Man Show Sugar Boss and Man Sugar Boss and Man Come with me to the Fleet Spain Shaw is fishing on the fleet show now. It's a fake show, sugar boss to me On the Flexhawks, Sugar Foster Bay Sugar Faster Bay It's Fake Show Frosted Man Now the Room is hot, it's mighty good, keeps you moving like you should come on, baby, have a feeling the magic is over here on the fake show It's a big show Sugar Frost and Sugar Frost and Man Fleet Show Sugar Frosty Man Sugar Frosty Man Fake Show All you people over there Come and listen to the flip

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Yeah, that one goes out. Big mother loving Mike up there in central Minnesota. And uh listen, uh folks, you gotta understand this show is live. Uh this is live and on time. And so everything you're hearing is just happening in the moment. And when we had that miscue in that record, you know, that just happened in the studio. I know I tell you that because I get stopped in the street, and people are like, Andy, I can't your show. How do you record all that stuff in your home studio? Because it's so tight. I say, listen, fella, it's not I I don't have a home studio. I'm doing this on the Dusty Center streets, and uh, we're doing it live, one thing at a time, pressing buttons, me and Waylita. And uh, and anyway, okay. So that was a song called Flakes Rap by you guessed it. Flakes! And I think the whole album is candy themed. Or I'm sorry, uh, uh cereal themed. And uh not sure they did anything other than this one album. So, mother lovers, if you have more information on that, please get in touch with the show by calling or texting 414-812-1730. Did Flakes make any other albums? And uh research and development, yeah, can't be bothered. Thanks a lot, RD. Great work! Really great work, uh R D. Yeah. Oh yeah, okay, thank you. It was released in 1980. Yeah. Great. Really, really, really excellent work. And okay, I got yeah, I have a show to do. Okay, let's uh let's let's return to that messy story about the runner who offered her, quote, sincere apology to the people of China during that Hyrux event. And I had been Beijing, and I gotta, you know, what the heck, what really did happen? News from beyond. Joanna went on to say, looking back, quote, looking back, I regret the decision not to have stepped off the track. I recognize that I should have made a different choice. I take responsibility for my decision to continue, and I'm deeply sorry for the discomfort and disruption it caused, end quote. Spectators and fellow athletes criticized her for continuing on a course with communal equipment, rowing machines, sleds, sandbags, and a shared indoor track. Photos and footage circulated online showing fecal matter on her legs during shared workouts, raising hygiene and health concerns. Every Hydra Hyrox race event uses the exact same format, which includes one kilometer run, then 15 millimeter sled push, one kilometer run, then 15 millimeter millimeter, 50 meter sled pull, one kill one kilometer run, then 80-meter burpy broad jobs, one kilometer run, then 1,000 meter row! One kilometer run, then 200-meter farmer's carry using kettlebells! One kilometer run, then 100-meter sandbag lunges! One kilometer run, then 75 to 100 wall balls! Uh folks, listen, she did all that during a communal event, covered in her own feces. Now that that takes guts. Ha ha ha! Mad respect, Joanna. Uh mad mad, mad respect. I don't care what the people say. You got you got what it takes. Okay, now how about another extra extraordinary feat here on Mother's Musical Diaries with Andy and Waylita, all vinyl LPs all the time, unless we say so. Live radio for the live set 104.1 FM WXRW River West Radio. I am honored and mostly humbly gracious as Waylita's fingers inch closer and closer to the go button on this one song that will be played digitally today. Uh uh, because we don't have it on LP. Okay, it's a song penned by yours truly, Andy Positive. A song long thought lost by most music critics. Everyone except uh Jan Jakob Yarow Slavakowski, I'm sure he knows. He knows everything, but as one of a trove of recordings, my good friend and collaborator, Le Flam, founded his recording dungeon. And it's a mysterious this a mysterious chest full of songs we re-recorded in the 1990s. Songs about my neighbors. And uh, we're gonna release one song every now and then slowly. Sort of like uh Metallica, I think, did that, didn't they? Well, we need to dust these off slowly and remix the snare and hi-hat. And uh today, after we play this once lost treasure, we'll speak to the fingers behind the bass and guitar. And that would be La Flamme playing on Droopy.

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Who is that? She's looking at us She do she s what is she doing? Swear. She's in the attic. She should be sleeping. Why is she looking at me?

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Oh, come on, that was Droopy. Come on, that was my band with LaFlam and bass and guitar, and uh, and of course, a very, very young and healthy me, and he positive on the vocals and drums. And that's a lot, that's a that is a lost set of songs on the subject of neighbors. And that one, that one was about Carrie. And let's let's let's welcome uh Droopy's soul, LaFlam on guitar and bass. Hello. Yeah, there you go. Come on in here, big fella. Yeah. Yeah, have a seat, yeah. You how are you doing, big guy?

SPEAKER_00 29:47

I'm doing alright. How are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 29:49

Really good. So can you tell me how the heck did we ever get that song out of that dungeon?

SPEAKER_00 29:54

Well you know, how did that happen? Um, well, I don't know. I mean I was going through some old uh tape and I and I dug that one up. I thought I don't remember why we never put that on our original album, but uh for some reason it fell through the cracks and uh now here it is.

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Yeah, I can when you say cracks, you mean literal cracks because you got a lot of you got a literal, yeah, some literal cracks in the big in the big dungeon. So tell me, what were you thinking with your fingers on that song that you just that we just heard? Because I heard I know what's going on because I was there, but what were you thinking about when you didn't answer?

SPEAKER_00 30:33

I guess I was kind of um uh uh transporting myself to to your yard with Carrie.

SPEAKER_03 30:42

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:44

And uh and uh and really envisioning how you how you feel when you see her.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

Yeah, yeah. That's why we're such a great team. It's like uh syncopants or what do you call it?

SPEAKER_00 30:54

Syncopation?

SPEAKER_03 30:56

Yeah, yeah, we're yeah, yeah, synchronic synchronousity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, listen, you gotta you gotta tell the people what's you what's your approach to the act. Now there are a lot of kids in their closets late at night listening to the show, you know, just trying to get away from their parents, and uh what do you have to say to them to give them some hope?

SPEAKER_00 31:15

Uh I would just say uh keep practicing your guitar and uh and uh or whatever instrument it is you might be playing and uh and just uh keep trying.

SPEAKER_03 31:25

Yeah. Speaking of guitars now you know what whatever happened to that great guitar that that was the signature sound of droopy? Is there something you'd like to tell the audience? Whatever happened.

SPEAKER_00 31:36

Uh well uh I sold it.

SPEAKER_03 31:42

Yeah, like I said it was a signature sound of droopy, and then what happened? Exactly, I can't you said you went?

SPEAKER_00 31:48

I sold it.

SPEAKER_03 31:53

Well yeah I had the feeling you'd bring this up.

SPEAKER_00 31:57

I said I had the feeling you'd bring this up.

SPEAKER_03 32:00

Well now did you anything else you wanted to say about that?

SPEAKER_00 32:05

Well, about that, but also I wanted to bring up that uh I I came here last week and you didn't you stood me up.

SPEAKER_03 32:12

Okay, we're even.

SPEAKER_00 32:14

Then we're even.

SPEAKER_03 32:15

There you go. Uh tater tots, tater toots, like they say, right? Hey, listen, what's your favorite memory of Droopy in those 80s and late 80s and early nineties?

SPEAKER_00 32:25

Oh boy, the memories are hazy for sure.

SPEAKER_03 32:28

Yeah?

SPEAKER_00 32:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:29

Uh because we we were into some stuff. Right you know the the the the the what are those cheese things things?

SPEAKER_00 32:36

The cheese it thing? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:39

Uh 'cause I don't remember a lot either.

SPEAKER_00 32:41

Yeah. Yeah. But what just bought it. And we went away, we were going on tour.

SPEAKER_03 32:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:47

Do you remember anything? Cause I I remember a few things, but I don't want to bring it up if you don't.

SPEAKER_00 32:52

I remember that uh we were staying in a in a pool in a hotel with a pool and the and there was too much chlorine.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, yeah, I got all that chlorine in my mouth. I threw I threw up in the pool. Yeah, well, I laugh about it now, but it wasn't too.

SPEAKER_00 33:11

My shorts were were dark blue when when when I first got in, they were light blue when I came out.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

Yeah, that's exactly right. And then we were trying to figure out you were making fun of me because I puked in the pool, and then when I saw your shorts, I said, wait a second. That's why the pool was steaming. It wasn't too hot. It was chemicals coming off the surface of that water.

SPEAKER_00 33:30

At least the puke was instantly kind of uh sterilized, I mean, yeah, sterilized. Decontaminated, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 33:40

Decontaminated. Yeah. Yeah. Anything else to be f I because I was thinking about remember remember when the the van broke down and you got out with your wrench?

SPEAKER_00 33:51

Uh no, I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_03 33:53

You you pretended like you knew how to fix cars. You you you don't you don't lie, but you like to tell big stories and everyone was like, oh, okay, because we had a we had a producer with us, our manager was like, Oh, D D D's been talking about he's f how he fixes cars for the last ten years. Let's see what he's got. And you went out there and you went ting ting tink with your wrench, and the car started up.

SPEAKER_00 34:13

It did.

SPEAKER_03 34:14

Yeah, you couldn't believe it.

SPEAKER_00 34:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 34:15

And then you told me later that you don't know anything about cars, you don't remember that.

SPEAKER_00 34:19

And we were were we cooking things on the engine?

SPEAKER_03 34:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like July.

SPEAKER_00 34:24

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:25

We were we were reheating things.

SPEAKER_00 34:27

Right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 34:29

Those were the days.

SPEAKER_00 34:32

It really worked. Yeah. Yeah. Lots of cheeses.

SPEAKER_03 34:37

Yeah, yeah. Um see, I thought I had one more question for you here. Oh yeah, but you never told the kids about what your approach to the axe was when they're in the closet.

SPEAKER_00 34:49

Uh in the closet? Well, you could just uh just try moving your fingers around as much as possible. You know, and then you just keep moving them around until you like the way it sounds. Um, and then um you know, if you l if you do something where you like what it sounds, then just do that again. You know.

SPEAKER_03 35:21

And inka poops. But you make some sound and maybe that'll start something big interesting for you. Is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_00 35:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:30

Boy, it's a pleasure having you here, and yeah, and we're we're gonna release a song every now and then from this treasure trove about neighbors.

SPEAKER_00 35:36

I certainly hope so, yeah. I'm gonna keep looking in the cracks.

SPEAKER_03 35:40

That's right. Yeah, but be careful now. Okay, thank you very much. That was LaFlan, the expert guitarist and bassist on Droopy. Uh, you just heard Droopy on the on the on the radio there, and that was really good. And uh I so appreciate him coming in here taking time out of his really, really busy day to go f you know, he's in his garage fixing cars and what have you. And uh, but we gotta get on to our next copy righteous feature here at musical mother's musical diaries with Andy and Wiley! Yes. Text time! Haha! Okay, you two can text the show at 414-812-1730. Let your voice be heard, let it ring across the globe, because we have dedicated listeners in Ecuador, Indonesia, Japan, the Virgin Islands, and many, many more. Okay, and here's our first text. Text time! Okay, this is from uh hashtag minus the pie in us. Okay, hashtag minus the pie in us. Okay, hashtag minus the pie in us rights. What happened to Larry? I liked his dub music. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hashtag minus the pioneers. What are you some kind of troll? What the who the heck do you think you are? What happened to Larry? I kinda like his dub music. For those of you who don't know, Larry's my brother, and he lives in a tin trailer in Arizona, and he has a rock shop, rockin' Larry's hoppin' rock shop, and he smokes a ton of the devil spinach. And that's not why I don't like him. I don't like him because he dumped mother off at a truck stop in Albany, Georgia, because he needed to get to a political rally in December of the cleverly year of 2020. You probably have a good idea what was going on then. He just dropped her off. She could barely walk on a count of her gout and her feet. And I had to drive all the way to stinking Albany, Georgia, in the middle of a pandemic. Don't get me started, hashtag minus the pioneer set. I'm just gonna leave it at that. But yeah, Larry's taste in music is okay because we both grew up with mother's LP collection. Larry, go pound sand, you goon. Text time! Okay, this is from hashtag in his name. In his name. That sounds kind of Protestant, and uh. It's good to hear from the Protestants. Uh glad to hear you listen to the show. Everyone, you gotta pay attention. This elite radio show offers a huge umbrella. We got the Sikhs, we got the animists, we got the shamans, we got the Swedenborgists, we got the Anglicans, we got the Presbyterians, the Methodists, the Baptists, the Pentecostalists, the Seventh-day Adventists, we got the Zen Buddhists, Prinzai Sotos, Obakus, Pure Land Buddhists, we got the Jodo shoes, we got the Jodo Shinsuas, we got the Buddhists of every kind, we got them too. Scientists, hedge witchcrafters, green witchcrafters, kitchen witchcrafters, prodigal witchcrafters, neo-druidists, the ancient order of druidists, Roman Reconstructionists, pagans, the satanic templists, Church of Satanists, Order of Nine Angelers, Troy of Satanists, Ministries, Ching Chung Taoists, Holy Confucianists, the pastorists. Yeah, yeah, you get the idea. And why Yalita's kind of giving me the stink I ha ha ha yeah. Listen, I'll listen. And up next is is is that which does everything but stink. If niggas and why not uh each show, I'll read a short passage from my unpublished memoir titled The Diary of Foundos and Me, which will be illustrated by Wyalita and each show. We'll get a little deeper into the story. Last week Andy swore he'd never take a crayfish away from its national, it's natural, it's natural home ever, ever again. Andy, that's a real that's a really good thought, Andy. I I can't wait to hear what's next.

SPEAKER_05 43:29

The diary the the diary of Foundos and me.

SPEAKER_03 43:35

And this is we're already what at August 17th? Here we go. August 17th. Lewin has been talking all day about how much money he's going to make with his business degree. How is that something you could even go to college for? I don't know a lot about I don't know a lot, but that sounds Like a waste of your brain. If all I wanted to do was make money, I don't think it'd be that hard, as long as you put your scruples in a in a drawer. I called mother and told her about Eva, and she said, I better watch myself. You're not ready for such love. I never mentioned loved, but she sees right through me. Foundos, too. So he's not interested in love, but something else entirely. I am cleaning his messes every day. I mean, good good clabber. I really listen, I really don't like Lewin. If you can't tell, I really don't. He was now, he was my cousin. And I live with him for one summer, and that's that's what this memoir is all about. One summer in Evergrove Heights, Minnesota. Living with Uncle Charlie and Aunt Claire, and of course Lewin, my cousin. What a moron. And speaking of the moronic, father. Yeah. He's been he's been texting, alright. He's been texting. My phone is absolutely blowing up. It's a brief from the underground, a copyrighted feature here on Mother's Musical Diaries with Andy and White Lita. A text message from Father. A text message from Father. That was a nice solution to the grimness. Father brings to the show Waylita. Thank you. Good call. Fusion, F-U-S-I. Oh, O N the legendary Spanish fusion band just erased the words of father from the airwaves. Like a good exorcism. Father, hey, I have a great idea. I was thinking you ought to check out that basement full of vampires and walk a shaw. Ha ha, yeah, yeah, it's all good. I'll drop you off at midnight and I'll be back before sun up. I have a special mason jar full of my own magical orange. Yeah, you just flash it on your neck and you're good. Remember last week, Father? Ha ha. Yeah, they they can't touch you when you got that orange on your neck. Yeah, you just walk in there and steal away with their amulets and special books of spells and what have you. Ha ha ha, good luck, big fella! Okay, now every week we're gonna play a song from the outstanding album by the Kings titled The Kinks are the Village Green Preservation Society, specifically the Earwax Triple Album. 2004 release. And I won't play any of the repeats or duplicates uh on this album, and just a second while I leave it. Yeah, we're good, yeah, okay. And uh but the what the one thing to know is that we got through all of the 17 tracks of the original release, and now we're on to the the the extra bonus tracks that came on this triple album, and uh and uh a few weeks ago we played the last track from side B. And Yeah. Of album one. So what's next? You just gotta kink about it. Track one from side C of album two. Ha ha ha, it's not that hard. This game isn't that hard, you just gotta kink about it. Just kink about it.

SPEAKER_06 51:11

Thank you for the dead. Those endless days of sacred days you gave me. I'm thinking of the day. I won't forget a thing that they believe me. I've less to die. I've blessed the life, the lights are you believe me. Oh you're done. Go with me as we stay the day, believe me.

SPEAKER_03 53:57

Days by the King, so that's that special triple album about the Village Green Preservation Society. The whole darn thing is good, and now we're getting into the songs that they released. They recorded around the time of this original album, but then they kind of released the singles and what have you. And I'm just so excited to share the rest of this record with you. And uh looks like maybe we have a call there, Waylita. Yeah, I'm just gonna try and patch this into Yeah, I'm gonna go I'm just gonna patch into track number seven there because the other I don't know what's going on with them other pots. They're looking they're all dirty with cornmeal, what have you. Okay, mother lover. What do you got? We're running out of show, so you gotta keep it quick. Welcome back. That doesn't work anymore. I went to the bridges of recovery a long time ago. We don't do this welcome back thing anymore.

SPEAKER_01 54:53

I love the scratch scratch, Jeff Bat. I was just thinking I was I was thinking about starting the band and I wondered if maybe you could give me give me uh Mr. Laflame's phone number.

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No, Jeff, I'm not I'm not giving out private information like that. Wait, who do you who do you think I am? Okay, go ahead. Well, hang up. Yeah, just cut that line. Yeah, okay. Listen, Jeff, I'm sure you're still listening to the show. I don't give out private information. If I did that on the radio, nobody would ever trust me with their private information. That's what it means to build trust with your audience. And I gotta say, I just love my audience. You know, you know, folks, I do this show for you. You think I want to get up at 5 a.m. and prepare for this stinkin' thing? Ha ha. Yeah, no, I like to sleep until 10. But you know what? I just love you all so much, and I just I want to do the very well, why do you mean we want to do the very best job we can for you? And that's why that's why we give it our what our a thousand percent effort for ya. And um and I know that you appreciate it, because we get just just so much mail, just and we love the rubber bands that the mail comes wrapped in, and we we put those to good use. And uh, I just wanted to add one more thing, and I was thinking about when I was talking to LaFlam. It's but hey, it's knuckleheaded's La Flamme, not La Flamme, by the way. Yeah, L-A-F-L-A-M-M-E. The L is capitalized and the F is capitalized. And I was just thinking about when I was talking to him about our days in Droopi, and you know, it was kind of curious that I remembered that that that prank with the wrench so vividly, and it just hit me during that last song, that day song by the Kinks, that it turned out it was me. I was the one that used to fake everyone out. I used to tell everyone that I could fix cars with and then when I needed to go somewhere, if I needed to leave practice early, I'd say, I gotta go fix a car. But I didn't know a darn thing about cars, but then it is true. When our van broke down, I went out there with a wrench, I just started knocking on the engine, and out of heaven to clapper, I don't know what happened, the car started up. I guess the universe just kind of looked down upon me and smiled and said, You know what, Andy? What you're doing is right. The way you're playing life, that's the way it ought to be played. And I looked up at Clabber and I said, You know what, girl? I I trust you, I believe you. And you know who else I trust? I trust mother. Yes, mother. Andy, Andy. Don't be fooled by the naysayers, Andy. Life is a mosquito and a stone. A rope. And a phone. Oh, I will never listen, mother, I will never forget those words of wisdom when you come creeping up the stairs to tell me at night to help me get my good sleep. And I really appreciate all your wisdom. You know what else I appreciate? I appreciate Jerry Han. Yes, not the Jerry Hunt from Jerry Foods, or from Family Foods over there at Gateboard. This has been Mother's Musical Diaries with Andy and Wailita, where ear time is the best time. Listen, folks, you've got to ask yourself what the heck did you hear? You heard, let's see, you heard Droopy, you heard La Flamme, you heard Jeff Butts. What else did you hear? I guess you heard uh oh coming up next, Uncle Mills twiddling his thumbs up.