SPEAKER_02 0:05

Good afternoon before the early evening. So what at all? This is Andy Positive and Wileita. And we are coming to you from the perfectly dusty street of center. Mother is musical diaries with Andy and Wyalita now with a hot new phone line. You gotta call or text this show at 414-812-1730. That's 414-812-1730 1730. A great year for the imposter beetle. Now I I actually I don't know. I don't know if there really is such a beetle, to be honest. Some guy stopped me on the street and said, Hey, psst, hey, come here. I'm gonna show you my imposter beetle. And I just said, Yeah, you know, much respect for your dirty houndstooth overcoat, but I'll pass, thank you, neighbor. And then he then I kept I kept thinking that maybe I passed up on something real special. You know, I really don't know it, but what could this even be? What could it be impostering? I have no idea what maybe I guess it could be a fly pretending to be a beetle, or maybe it's a beetle pretending to be a worm, or something. We'll have to ask wormie about that later. But first it's time for Mother's Mother's Diary, uh, which is how we start the show, and then we end each show with mother breathing closely, then entering my room to impair wisdom that offers a good, deep sleep, and that's the way we start every show. That's the way we end it, because that's the way we like to do it. But first, the words of mother a diet, a diary entry. I helped Muriel move last week, and she was so ungrateful. Apparently, I packed Apparently I packed a pair of her socks and a box marked t-shirts. Well, whoop-de-doo! The socks got to your place, didn't they? Andy overheard Muriel complaining about this on the phone, and he said, Come to think of it, Ma, my socks are in the wrong drawer. I wanted them in the bottom drawer, and my undies in the top drawer. I just looked at him real straight and long, and he threw up his hands and said, What's a guy gotta do around here to get some help? Does it never end? Yeah, no, mother. I honestly don't think it does ever end. And how about a real nice song to cheer you up? You gotta hit that Wileita. Come on, put your hands together for the Ebony Steel Band with an album album of Kraftworks covers, and we just heard Computer Love, what a great album from the claberly year of 2019. Uh, that was right before COVID hit. Uh, my gracious, I wonder if they could have made that record after KOFIS. Yeah, we'll never know. That's what that's what my neighbor called it. KOFIS! No idea. Anywho, the ebony steel band. You gotta check that out, mother lovers. Uh, before we play another song, I just want to say how sorry I'm for for our prolonged absence from the radio waves. This is going to happen now again, especially with how complicated my nervous system is. But this wasn't about my nerves, it was about father. And uh we uh uh we my kid, we I mean really me and Wyolita, sorry. Yeah, it was it was you and me, it was you and me. Yes, I know I said I was sorry. And uh because Wyolita helped too, but Larry was A-WOL, what a goon! Anyway, father lost the use of his thumbs, and they're all I guess it's called trigger finger, and his thumbs get locked and he can't do nothing, not even pick his dumb nose, really. But uh yeah, I mean, I I mean he can still text, I guess. He can text down there, which we'll probably get to later, maybe next week. But yeah, we we moved him into a house so he could get some help, but then he's thinking jump ship, no idea where he is. No idea. He could be in River West Radio's bathroom for all I know. Uh not my problem anymore, but it looks like uh what we got a call there, Wayne? Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and I'm just gonna go ahead and patch that into line number five. What do you what do you got for me and the uh me and the mother lovers here on WHRW Riverwest Radio?

SPEAKER_11 7:59

Take it for me. So you might want to take it up a bit.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

I know you got me rattled. Can you play something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't I don't I don't know. Would you make it good? Can you? Thank you, love. Thank you. Yeah, go ahead. That looks good. Go ahead and play that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 8:33

I got a bang on my mind. I got a bang on my mind. Don't before I find it. Don't let nobody down. My bang is won't come to the I don't know. I got a bang on my day. I got a bang I got what I got. I got a big time.

SPEAKER_02 11:09

She's got a thing on her mind. She don't go to mind it. Yeah, she really did have a thing on her mind. And I think that thing was saying she's got a thing on her mind over and over. I got a thing on my mind. That was Sharon Jones, and that really helped me, uh, helped me shake the mood there, Wiley. Good clabber, Larry depresses me. And uh, and I'm not kidding, and for for new listeners, Larry's my brother. And uh, but he really, he really depresses me. Both of them really. What a team, Larry and Father. Larry and Father, good luck in Arizona in your tin trailer. Yeah, you ever heard of global warming, you tackheads? You're gonna roast your brains, but uh, not like anyone know the difference. And uh, speaking of global warming, I think it's time for. Yeah, I think it's time for a little climate report. Let's see if we can do this. Okay, this week's climate report. Okay, let's start with the numbers, because it's numbers that really capture the imaginations of people. I know when I hear my Vikings are up 13 to 10, I get real excited. So here goes. Okay, by the numbers. Uh the planet's baseline temperature is now warmer than the peak of the devastating 1936 Dust Bowl era. Uh, that's sort of a number. Uh 1936 works for me. Okay, what's what what do we got next there? Okay, the World Meteorological Organization WMO reports that the last 11 years, 2015 and 2025, stand as the 11 hottest years in recorded history. Okay, 11, and then you got 2012 and 2025. Yeah, those are numbers. I guess my guess is that this is either an old report or they're getting they're still gathering numbers because 2026 is the hottest year I've ever experienced in the Midwest. Uh, use the stinking air conditioner probably 22 times more than any other prior year. Twenty-two more times! Ha ha ha! That's a good number. Okay, in May 2026, atmospheric carbon dioxide reached a peak concentration of 432.3 parts per million. 432.3 parts per million at Mauna Lao! This represent represents a roughly 50% increase of over over this represents a roughly 50% increase over pre-industrial baselines. At the highest level seen on Earth in over two million years. Now, Mauna Lao is the is the largest active volcano on planet Earth, and I don't know I don't know if you know it, but uh planet Earth is where we live. It it's the only planet in the uh the entire stinking universe that can sustain life as we know it. So what is the magical number there, folks? Earth is the one life planet. And okay, those are the numbers, and I wanna I wanna thank you, Worby, for putting those together. And uh thank you for putting what you wanna say something, Worby? Yeah, you can say something. You gotta step up to the mic. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 14:15

There is a tremendous amount of songs.

SPEAKER_02 14:18

That's not Wormy, though. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, Worby, you took on a more uh uh a voice that was unaffected. But that wasn't you! You're playing a recording! Okay, yeah, go ahead, Wormy, if you got that microphone all set up. And uh I was wondering if we had the Wormy song. No. Wait, Lisa? It's okay if we don't. There it is. Or wait, maybe. It's been four weeks!

unknown 14:45

Nobody knows.

SPEAKER_02 14:46

Okay, uh, Wormy. Get up here, ha! Uh, stop me. Come on, just come on. What do you got to say?

SPEAKER_00 14:52

Nobody likes it. Oh, I just wanted to tell the mother lovers that I love them very much. I don't blame them for the heat. I really don't. I know that it means well, but I wonder if they can talk to their parents and family and get them to vote for better stewardship of our one and only plan.

SPEAKER_02 15:29

Oh, there he goes. There he goes down his hole. We're a wormy hole and a worm on a hole in the ground. That was pretty that was really nice. I thank you for saying that. He got I mean to be honest, he got real sad. I think that that's why he left. Uh he didn't want to slobber all over the all over the console. Uh good on you, big fella. Good on you down there. You love your little guy. Really do ahead. And I also love this song. Live radio. Yeah, Wiley, we're gonna that's the wrong side. I got the I I gave you the wrong album, the wrong side of the album there. I'm just gonna quick switch that over and uh I just cause I know that that's a good song, but that's more for loving. That's more for lovers. Yeah, yeah, I know. I know I gave you I said it was A2, it wasn't A2, uh it was B2. But yeah, that's a lovin' song. This is the song I wanted to play. Yeah. Live radio! Live radio, all vinyl all the time. Real vinyl, real coming to your real ears, mother lovers. And that was great stuff from Louis Prima. And hey, mother lovers, you gotta you gotta know that my copy of this album, what's it called? It's called what's that there? The Prima Generation 72, yeah. It's signed by Louis himself. I'll tell you, I'm gonna tell you that story during another show. Well, let's just say pants were lost that evening, and a hot tub was ruined. Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, Louis Prima. Louis Prima and his band featuring, yeah, you guessed it, uh, little Richard. Little Richie Verholand organ. Remember when I played Little Richie a few weeks a few weeks ago when I said he played with the Louis Prima band? And I also promised I play one of one of Louis's songs that featured Little Richie in the band. Well, promise, Captain! Word is bond, as Reverend Smoot used to say. And uh oh boy, I see the board is just lighting up. Yeah, well, Anita. Yeah, you're you're running the show. You wanna take a call? Let's take a call. Okay, yep. I'm gonna answer that. Okay, and how do you say I'm gonna put that I'm gonna go in the same line, pot number five. And uh see if I can pop that in the pot number five. And uh, okay, I got it in pot number five there. And okay, I'm gonna press that. Oh boy. Sounds like Dan Sounds like Dan Corleone. First Larry now, Dan. Okay, Dan. What what's on your mind? What do you got? Yeah, you got it right this time, you pig! It's Dan Corleone, and I'm I'm here to wash your miserable with the truth. Not afraid! Not afraid, Dan. Unafraid, as they say. Larry was right.

SPEAKER_03 20:55

Larry was right. Your stuff stinks! There's no coherence. It's a mess. It's like looking at my toilet bowl after me and the boys go to Book of the Beble. Disgusting. Yeah, yeah, really interesting, because that's how I feel when I look at your face. When you look at my face, which, for the record, you have never seen. But when you look at my face, you feel what whether it's like looking at my toilet bowl after me and the boys go to Book of the Bible? You've never even been in my house and you have no idea to get in my how to get in my bathroom, you frick! Hey, hang on, hang up, hang on, hang up, Willie, hang up, hang up.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

Yeah, uh listen, uh, listen, listen, listen, Dan, it's my show. And I'll tell you what, it's absolutely my rules, and my rules say right now to play really high tune from hungry.

SPEAKER_07 22:00

Ki tújtja meg?

SPEAKER_08 22:13

Az igen, tagadását, ki tiltja meg a könyv, suhanás! Ki tiltja meg? Ki tilja meg nekem, hogy azt tenyen, amit szeretel? Kit írtja meg nekem, hogy így éljen az életem a erem nevetését, Kitja meg a csírok szenvedését, Kiútja meg? Ki tiltja meg nekem, hogy azt lengyel, amit szeretném, Kiútja meg nekem, hogy így éljem az életem a bíz meg édes, kiújtja meg, hogy étt hűd lehessek. Ki gyűjtja meg! Ki gyűjtja meg nekem, hogy azt tenjem, amit szeretném. Kiújtja meg nekem, hogy ígéjem az életem, yeah, come on.

SPEAKER_02 25:00

That was the great, great, the great Hungarian crooner, Saralta Zalotny. And uh, she was relatively unknown outside of Hungary because that's how that's how the communists worked their culture in the Eastern Bloc during those days. Those days being the 60s and 70s and 80s and what have you. Nice, nice work, research, and development, but at any rate, I hope you're enjoying the great tune from a real talent who was nearly forgotten until a re-release of some of her rock tunes came out, I don't know, about in the early 2000s. Give or take a couple years there, but uh I gotta thank you, music collectors, historians, and enthusiasts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keeping culture alive, because that's what they do. And that's what I'm kind of doing through their work, or something like that. Maybe I'm making myself sound too important. But it's something like that. Oh, look at that! Oh my Lordy, Lordy, I know I did. What a look at that! Look who came into the studio. Oh, it's Doc Nagabots. Yeah, no, come on. Don't worry about Zavie. Yeah, no, Peter Pierce. Peter, can you get Doc Nagabots? Yeah, no, come on. Come on, what do I owe them? What do I owe the pleasure, Doc Doggy? Yeah, no, you can use yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can use that microphone right there.

SPEAKER_10 26:21

Sorry for your troubles with thumbs.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

But it wasn't it wasn't his thumbs, really. I mean, but listen, I'm gonna talk to you in privately. We'll go get a wood use bird and I'll tell you all about it.

SPEAKER_10 26:40

The privilege in dude. The privilege in dude.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

What do you what do you got for me this week? I mean, you're giving you for a reason. You don't just come into River for no reason. What do you got for me?

SPEAKER_10 27:04

For no other reason than my records radiation and zulating is right next to Mr.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

What's the Brady always great when you listen to the brain? With a one of four by one of M W XRW radio that would you do it? Indeed.

SPEAKER_10 27:28

Indeed it is, Andy would be remiss for mentioned that. Send me a letter, Andy. That I would like to read. Live on your live on your esteemed radio program.

SPEAKER_02 27:48

Noggy, Noggy I love you, but yeah, we got that microphone straightened out. Yeah, no, listen, I love you, but yeah. We gotta listen, we gotta do that next week. Can we do it? Because the show is absolutely it is absolutely jam jam packed.

SPEAKER_10 28:02

We respect not Not only your time, uh, but your sound judgment as well. And with that, I give to you a true progressive drummer from Deutschland.

SPEAKER_02 28:15

His name is I wonder if you could just stand back from the mic a little bit there. And I get, yeah, you're not used to the radios, just stand back a little bit. You're gonna gotta put your mouth all over it. Yeah, that's a little better. Go ahead, what were you saying?

SPEAKER_10 28:29

I appreciate the instructions, and I was just giving an introduction to the progressive drummer from Deutschland, Kurt Kress, with the Kurt Crest clan. And if you can't enjoy this, then Mother Lovers, I question what enjoyment really means, and this our one, and I believe you put this quite well in the one and only lively, lively planet Earth. Kurt Crest Crest the Kurt Crest the Kurt Crest clan with may I say funk.

SPEAKER_02 32:59

He was gonna have trouble getting Kurt Cress Klan out of his mouth. And he claimed he was nervous, but I don't uh come on, I don't buy that for a second. I don't buy that for a second. He just it's okay to stumble over your words, Doc Nogabots, if you're listening to your car. It's always good when the doc's doc's fine. He's uh when you're always good when you're listening to Prague created by the indefatigable Doc Nogabots. Indefatigable, Mother Lovers. The mother loves that word. And speaking of words, speaking in words, speaking of words, wording the words. Haha, we have a new copyrighted feature because I believe in evolution evolution. Uh this feature is called the word is the word, or is it yes. Yes, the word is the word, or is it?

unknown 33:53

Words.

SPEAKER_02 33:54

Okay, here's how it goes. I give you a sound, and then you, the audience, you gotta write in or call me if the sound or collection of sounds is actually a word, okay? The winner gets an original hand drawing by me. Andy positive, and I'm good, I'm good on my drawings. I just hand delivered an original hand drawing. Uh, two, actually, two! Two hand delivered to Arthur from Grand Rapids, Michigan, who's in town for a celebration of this or that. I don't know. He was here, he texted me at 414-812-1730, a great year for the imposter beetle. Okay, and uh, he gave me a text there, and uh and I I looked at my text and I said, Okay, now that's worth that's worth paying attention to. And uh, mother lover in town who would go would like the original hand-drawn hand delivered, and I said, Yeah, absolutely. So I met him and his better other at an Indian restaurant, and Wylita wouldn't let me get a glass of brandy. But I got one anyway. Waylita, you are not the you are not the boss of me. Well, actually, she is the boss at home, sort of. But we do have a straight and direct democracy where we we like that. We like to practice the direct democracy. One inhabitant, one vote, two hue peeps, and four cats. There's no tiebreaker. A tie means we go back to persuasion and take another vote. Okay, anyway, here's the word. Are you ready, mother lovers? Remember, call or text 414-812-1730. Here's the word, or is it a word, or is it just a bunch of sounds? Okay. Gobbledyfuduate. Gobbledyfuduate. Okay, you gotta think on that, mother lovers. Gobbledyfughts. Sure sounds like a word to me. Gobbledyfuduate. Okay, now the the phone lines are open. 414-812-7830. You gotta call or text the show. The word is the word, or is it? And oh wow, looks like we have a call there, Wileita. Yeah, do you have that cell phone? Chewed up. Let's see if we can put that in a line number five. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna put that in a line number five. And okay, caller. What do you got? Okay, this is the new game. Uh, you're the first to call, so what do you what what do you got for me there? What do you got? Oh yeah, there Andy.

SPEAKER_03 36:08

Uh, Lady Sakowski here, and uh I was just thinking about that I'd it'd be real fun if uh if you had a game about beanbaggers, the uh classic combination of jeans in a beanbag.

SPEAKER_02 36:16

Uh no, Lenny. No, uh I love the listen, I love the combo, but no, this is a game called The Word is the word or is it? And you got an answer on gobblyfutiate?

SPEAKER_03 36:27

I'd say it's uh classic combination of gobbling up and uh uh refudiate. Uh so it's a compound word there, Andy, but uh refudiate uh isn't really a word, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

Uh what do you think? Fun! Uh hang up, hang up, Wilita. Yeah. Okay, uh gobbling up. Gobbling up isn't a word, Lenny. Uh let's give the mother lovers some time to think while Okay, well, for for a couple of things. Uh give them a couple of minutes to think, because they're their minds all clouded by you, Lenny. And also we wanna we wanna cast a spell on all the hypocrites. Longtime listeners, you know that every Halloween we play this song by the plasmatics.

SPEAKER_11 37:05

Because we wanna s we wanna cast a spell on other sticking hypocrites!

SPEAKER_02 37:11

Every year we play this as a Halloween tradition. Go ahead and hit the hit that Wileita's life.

SPEAKER_06 37:56

We may free the light. We may free the light. Remove all obstacles.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

Will come to be a little bit of a night Why and Free Scott Soft and Yeah Halloweeny mother lovers, we cast a spell on the hypocrites who set the moral and ethical standards in our shared world, and they've got no conscience themselves. No way, uh we no way, no way, absolutely not. We cast a curse on thee. Okay, we cast a curse on thee. You heard that curse. And if it comes once a year, that ought to be enough. And uh you know it's a kind of a it's a curse of a different sort, is it? Yeah. Yes, yeah. Well looked was scared, but uh I think actually she's just she's just playing around. She's playing she's play she's performing Halloweeny. And okay, and a curse of a different sort. A confounding game. The word is the word, or is it? Okay, if you'll recall, uh Lenny didn't have an answer. He's just talking about being beggars. He he proposed a different game about being beggars, and then he had some questions, but per usual, he evaded any sort of certainty in the form of an answer. So nice work, Lenny. You're a real testament to the species. Okay, it looks like we have another call there, Wiley. Yeah, I'm just gonna keep putting this into my lucky pot number five, but I ought to know better. Maybe change it up, we'll get a different kind of collar. But here we go, pot number five, collar, what do you got? This is the word the word is the word, or is it? And good afternoon to you, Andy Positive. Uh Officer McKigney, what do you what do you got? Me and the boys were I know, you just listened to the station, we know.

SPEAKER_03 44:06

Pride we have in your print is just greater than a mountain, Andy. All the good work you're doing making Nina real, real proud.

SPEAKER_02 44:14

Uh okay, okay, okay, okay. Just okay, we can't give. We get it. What do you just have an answer? What is it? Gobbledyf gobbledyfudie. Just play the game, please.

SPEAKER_03 44:25

Oh, I haven't the foggiest crew, Andy. Words were never my thing. Now, Deirdre! Deirdre. She knows words, and maybe I can give her a call. See what she has to say.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

A hang-up answer is a hang-up word. Yeah, not interested in what Deirdre has to say, Officer McKinney. Uh, you're on the fine, we're gonna talk to you. You can't waste my time. Okay, and uh is it really that hard? I thought this would be fun, but good clamors like pulling teeth. You know, I work all week to make a show that'll be both entertaining and edifying, and Lany and McKagney make me feel like I ought to pack it. Just pack it in. Ha ha ha! No, not really, are you kidding me? If there's one thing I'm good at, uh this Wiley tell you, you know, there's I'm really good at ignoring other people. And how about we transition to yes, if we can eat. Oh, ho ho ho my god. Oh yes, lemonhead, Godzilla, golden boy, golden gold boy too. Yeah, I'd never ignore you. I love you so much. You'd never give me no guff about the show, would you? No, uh, are you worried about the climate? Yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah. But you know what? What? You want to dance? Okay, yeah, okay, we'll get a song together. I know you love dancing, and yeah, yeah, you could really this you're really gonna be able to dance in this one too. Yeah, I remember when Burger Time, R. I P Burger Time. I remember when Burger Time used to scoot around the house to this tune, and yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know, I love you too, but we're gonna play this song for Burger Time, the memory of Burger Time. The Copper Plated Integrated Circuit. But not as great as if Dickens and why not I ha ha ha. Each show I'll read a short passage from my unpublished memo memoir titled The Diary of Foundos on Me, which will be illustrated by Waylita. And each show will get a little deeper into the story. Last week, mother told Andy he wasn't ready for love, and uh I have to say I really can't wait for what's coming up next. And just so you know, uh just so you know where we are in the story, uh Andy, he's he's spending the whole summer with his uncle and uh and aunt and his has to live with his cousin, and it's it's it's really a great story. And here we go, it's the diary of Foundos and me. Chapter seven. Chapter seven, chapter headings. Foundos and I plan for Bilbo's escape. I contemplate evil. Rick and Mick devolve again. Foundos buries the underwear. Eva's words titillate, jape, and puzzle. I discover that priests truly are people too. Bilbo is in trouble. Oh boy, oh boy, I sure love those chapter headings. Each sentence or phrase indicates what's coming up in the following passages. Like Andrew Andy discovering that priests truly are people too, and Foundos buries the underwear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who never buries underwear? The Kinks! They never bury their underwear. Okay, every week we're gonna play a song from the outstanding album by the Kinks, titled The Kinks on the Village Green Preservation Society, especially the Earwax Triple Album. 2004 release at uh I won't play any of the repeats, duplicates, or double news on the album. Just a little heads up there, mother lovers. And last week we played track one from side C of album two! So you gotta ask yourself, what's next? You just gotta kink about it. Okay, just kink about it. That's right! Track two from side C of album two.

SPEAKER_01 51:05

Won't you sing me a song to won't take a love to sing to me, please with joyous? I got nothing to game, I got nothing to do, but sing me a song you make me happy. You have to keep my troubles away. Stay with so bad. Stay with keep the troubles away. Oh yeah, stay in the soul take a low beast away the dream away from the lower standard sound, stay less, to keep the troubles away. Stay listen to somebody, stay listen to somebody, stay mister. You have to keep your troubles away. You have to keep my problems away. You help to keep the devil away.

SPEAKER_02 53:19

Well, come on, what a great album. I mean, you're just I I'm telling you, you gotta get out, get out and get that album. And uh we're gonna we we've got a lot of songs to go. It may take us through the year, but uh at any rate, uh, I wanted to just take a moment and recognize uh a fellow producer who uh died. I'm just gonna be straight with you, I'm not gonna give you any euphemisms. And uh he kicked the bucket, and uh his name was Mel. He used to his show came after this one, and I you know that's how it goes with life. You just don't know what's coming, what's what's you just never know who's knocking at the door. And uh I was real sad, and I really thought his show was really starting to take off with his new name. Uh Uncle Mel's twiddling fingers, and I was real it's you know, that's that's at least two people associated with the radio station who died in real s real succession, and it makes me a little it's sad, and I hate to see people go who are contributing to culture and Mel, if you're up there listening, I'm sure you're smiling down on this wonderful program. And next week we're gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna dedicate a song to you. Probably something local. And uh yeah, something you really make give you give me give you just gotta brighten up them rosy cheeks. And uh so RAP Mel. And uh It's always hard to kind of transition after you're just talking about someone's death. But coming up on November 7th, there is this new space called Style Machine. And it's over on Center Street, it's like uh 514 Center. And uh, you yeah, I I interviewed uh uh Neil Horsky and uh and Neil Horsky came on the show, and he came on the show and he did a little interview, and there we go. Yeah, and he came on the show and did a little interview, and I thought he was real swell, and I thought, you know what, you gotta space. I'm gonna uh I'm gonna try and uh bring you on the I'm gonna try to talk about your space. And so on November 7th, at the style machine, and I I just gotta say I went there. I went to the style machine, I kind of poked my head in. Yeah, that's that that's the real deal. The floors are cleaned. Uh I don't know, they got these strange kind of uh I don't know what they are, mirrors that are both kind of ancient and uh real modern. It looks like it's like a portal or something, and they got a bar back there, and like I said, the floors are clean, which is not something you'd associate with Riverwest spaces, and uh, I don't know, I was pretty impressed. And uh they had food, they had drinks, and they had uh some of them silver waters. But uh on November 7th, uh there's a movie show, and I think you ought to all figure you gotta come see this. It's called Father Figure, Mother Figure, Other Figure. Ha ha ha ha! Yeah, that's a feature-length video by Neil Gravender. Yeah, I hope I'm saying that right. Gravender. And uh plus plus two opening performances by Adam Michael Krause and uh the swim tubers. And those that's a band. And the doors open at 7:30, the music is at 8, the movie will probably start around 9, it's about 10 bucks. But I'm telling you, I saw a sneak preview of that father figure, mother figure, other figure, and uh I'm I'm gonna say I haven't seen anything like it ever, and uh gave me all kinds of feelings down on my toes. And made me sad, made me feel weird, and uh, I don't know. I I listen, I I guarantee that uh you come and see that movie, and uh you'll say to yourself, Wow, uh Eddie Positive is right. That that's that thing is singular, and uh you will not be disappointed. And also, on uh the November 21st, they got another thing here called at the style machine. Uh, at 514 Central Street, it's called Smoke and Mirrors. And the little subtitle is Psychedelic Shrimp Folk Legend Frank Hurricane. He's on tour with Tar Azor and supported by Wisconsin's old Oxbow and uh old wolves. I have no idea what the heck that is. But that's at uh that's at 7.30 on the 21st. Smoke and mirrors, psychedelic shrimp folk legend, Frank Hurricane. That almost sounds like something you might hear on the uh the jazz calendar, which we'll get to next week, I'm sure. And uh really it's also ten dollars, real reasonable. That's about the what the price of a couple cheeseburgers. So uh come on out and support your local culture, is what I recommend. And uh I'll probably see you there, okay? And I also see someone coming. And it's mother. Hey, mother, yeah, no, you can come you can go up the stairs. Yep, go ahead. Don't be fooled by the day. Life is a mosquito and a stone, a rope, and a phone. Okay, mother, you know I'm never ever gonna forget that. I'm also never gonna forget Jerry Han, and not the Jerry Han of Quality Foods in Gaylord, Minnesota. That's right. All right. This has been Mother's Musical Diaries of Indian Waylita, where ear time is the best time, and you gotta ask yourself, what the heck did you what did you hear today? Well, we heard what we heard Officer McKinney talk a bunch of nonsense. You got Dan Corleone in there, he's like threatening me to all get out. Who else did we hear Lenny Sakowski doing another silly sort of pitch for his beanbaggers? But that was a lot, and I look forward to seeing you next week, lovers, mother lovers, happy Halloween!